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  • David the Producer RUINS Dirty Dancing Episode 52 GTSC podcastDavid the Producer RUINS Dirty Dancing Episode 52 GTSC podcast
    The turning point of the podcast is when @BehindtheRant came on to throw the Goonies into the guillotine. So we brought him back and he picked a woman that's going to trigger women aged 30-75...Dirty Dancing. That's right, David the Producer didn't have the time of his life with this film. But until this podcast, @KevinGootee never saw Dirty Dancing. @KevinIsrael_NJ thoroughly enjoyed having KG sit through this film. And the trio discuss when women ask about their number of sex partners. But can David go 2 for 2 convincing the boys that this film is worse than Wayne Knight's… Read more »
  • Task DEMOLISHES X-Men Episode 51 GTSC PodcastTask DEMOLISHES X-Men Episode 51 GTSC Podcast
    We seem to be on a real superheroes theme kick as @uptotask couldn't wait to join @GTSCpodcast to try and obliterate one of the early films (X-Men was not the first, Blade was) to kickstart the superhero genre. @KevinIsrael_NJ is an insane Wolverine fan; did he think the entrance matched the hype? And did @KevinGootee think this film was worse than Anna Paquin's "southern" accent? Only one way to tell.. PLEASE subscribe so the minute we release a new episode, you get it immediately. You guys have been awesome with the 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews. Thank you… Read more »
  • The STST boys WIPEOUT Point Break Episode 50The STST boys WIPEOUT Point Break Episode 50
    Utah, get me 2...dudes who think they're going to tear down one of the most iconic 90's films ever. James and Rob from @ststcast think Keanu Reeves is an awful actor and this film is 100% pure nonsense. Action, adventure, these 2 crave not this film. But the real question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feel that this film is as good as 2 meatball subs at 10:30 in the morning? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is what makes us smile and continue to forge onward doing this… Read more »
  • Dave Williams DISOWNS Step Brothers Episode 49Dave Williams DISOWNS Step Brothers Episode 49
    This episode is guarantee to rankle a lot of our friends. Dave Williams from @Barstoolsports hates Will Ferrell and flat out DESPISED Step Brothers. Do Boats and Hoes make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ give a big ol' ear to ear grin? Or does this film make K and K wish the Catalina Wine Mixer got a bomb dropped on it bigger than Holmes and Watson? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @BarstoolWSD and @Barstoolsports. We'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your… Read more »
  • Ray Stakenas SHORT CIRCUITS Transformers Episode 48Ray Stakenas SHORT CIRCUITS Transformers Episode 48
    The Transformers were the CENTER of @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ universe in the 80's as the greatest cartoon next to Looney Tunes. Fast forward to 2007 when Michael Bay decided to completely ignore the most of the source material and make Megatron a plane instead of a gun. The real question is there enough good stuff in her to match the nostalgia? @AlmightyRay from @whowouldwin podcast certainly doesn't think so. He thinks this film is worse than Optimus Prime dying in the cartoon film. But do Gootee and Israel think his argument should transform and roll the f--- outta here? We… Read more »
  • JD Duran goes Mighty Ducks hunting Episode 47JD Duran goes Mighty Ducks hunting Episode 47
    The film that Gen Y loves as well as launched an NHL franchise and well as 2 sequels. The Mighty Ducks gave dumb kids all across the world that it was a good idea to quack at people. It also made people think the flying V is a legit formation in hockey. Oh yeah, it also showed Emilio Estevez driving a limo onto a pond and thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. @RealJDDuran from @insessionfilm joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he played hockey and had a TON of problems with this sugarcoated, cake eating, film. But does he… Read more »
  • Geno Bisconte DECIMATES Uncut Gems Episode 46Geno Bisconte DECIMATES Uncut Gems Episode 46
    Do we have a treat for you! Geno Bisconte (In Hot Water on Compound Media and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon video) joins the boys as he HATES Uncut Gems with a passion. Why? One reason is that the bets Sandler puts in...DOESN'T HAPPEN in real life. Can Geno convince KG and KI that this film makes Don't Mess with the Zohan look like Caddyshack? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @DiamondEugene1 @inhotwatershow We'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your… Read more »
  • Kent Garrison NEUTERS Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Episode 45Kent Garrison NEUTERS Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Episode 45
    It was only a matter of time before someone went after a Jim Carrey film so @KentGarrison @madaboutmovies went for the one that started it all off, Ace Ventura. Kent feels this was funny as a kid but as an adult, finds Jim Carrey more annoying that Jim's paintings or people that constantly do Ace impressions. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN to his argument or do they think his argument should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is what… Read more »
  • Kevin Israel takes an AXE to The Shining Episode 44Kevin Israel takes an AXE to The Shining Episode 44
    No, that's not a typo. @KevinIsrael_NJ wanted to sit in the guest chair to take down the Shining so I asked GTSC podcast favorite @billschulz from @MorninwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia to sit in as co-host. Is KI able to persuade @KevinGootee that the Shining is as bad as taking an axe in the belly from Jack Nicholson? Or is his argument as sweet as the artwork in Scatman Crothers's house? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. This would be a HUGE help and help us take care of some of… Read more »
  • Joanne Nosuchinsky OBLITERATES Silver Linings Playbook Episode 43Joanne Nosuchinsky OBLITERATES Silver Linings Playbook Episode 43
    We're bringing back another fan favorite, Joanne Nosuchinsky from @MorningwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia. Joanna never found the whimsical, Silver Linings Playbook, entertaining and she's hellbent on making @KevinGootee watch awful movies. Can she can convince him and @KevinIsrael_NJ that a nervous breakdown is better than this film? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. Would be a Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to… Read more »
  • Alice Vaughn sends Interstellar to Pluto Episode 42Alice Vaughn sends Interstellar to Pluto Episode 42
    Interstellar was a highly acclaimed and revered film but not according to Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde from @tgompodcast). Alice used to be a physicist and she dissects this movie with an expert eye and exploits a TON of plot worms, worm holes, and black holes. Can she persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than being a farmer in Idaho? Or do the boys think this film is alright, alright, alright? We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com to get a hold of us and we can make… Read more »
  • Frank Fleming from Barstool sports SUCKER PUNCHES Fight Club Episode 41Frank Fleming from Barstool sports SUCKER PUNCHES Fight Club Episode 41
    We can all agree that Fight Club is a HUGE cult classic and the poster is/was a mainstay in guys' college dorm rooms. But Frank Fleming (@NJTank99 @barstoolsports) thinks that Brad Pitt and Edward Norton should swallow enough soap and drop a lit stick of dynamite down their throats. Where do you stand on this underground bareknuckled fisticuffs romp? And where do you think @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ stand on this film? And you're in for a treat as Frank belts out a song late into the episode, something your ears will thank you for. We LOVE that you've bought our… Read more »
  • Bill McCuddy EXPELS Fast Time at Ridgemont High Episode 40Bill McCuddy EXPELS Fast Time at Ridgemont High Episode 40
    One of the most iconic high school films (and iconic nude scenes) is squarely in the sights of movie critic @BillMccuddy (PBS). @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are shocked that Spicoli and company. But can Bill convince K&K that this film is worse than Judge Reinhold wearing his baseball jersey tucked into his jeans? Or is this film still truly as beautiful as a topless Phoebe Cates? We also get to hear a FANTASTIC story about KI working in a restaurant and someone having a major "accident" in the bathroom. YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet,… Read more »
  • Mike Price BULLDOZES Batman Returns Episode 39Mike Price BULLDOZES Batman Returns Episode 39
    WOW!! @MikePrinceinLA (writer for the Simpsons and F is for Family) was NOT a fan of Batman Returns which is our 2nd Batman movie (we're not counting Batman v Superman) that we've done on our podcast. @KevinGootee wastes no time sharing his affection for the Simpsons and Mike tells us a great story about writing for the Simpsons movie and having to drop that nugget when he went to see the film in the theater. But does Mike convince KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ that the bat, the cat, and the penguin were just 3 cool ingredients thrown in a blender mixed… Read more »
  • Jake and Tom FIRE missiles at Top Gun Episode 38Jake and Tom FIRE missiles at Top Gun Episode 38
    Another first for the @GTSC podcast, our first duo appear on the show! Jake and Tom (@Drunkendork and @FeartheJake) share their sternly worded opinions about the 1986 mega blockbuster, Top Gun. They're not feeling Goose, Maverick, and certainly not Ice-MAN (gasp!) But does their argument... take your breath away? POW! That's how you shoehorn a reference in there! Or do they hit the ejector seat and smash their head into the covering like Goose? Only one way to find out... PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, coffee mug, or tote bag… Read more »
  • Sean O'Connell DISMANTLES Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Episode 37Sean O'Connell DISMANTLES Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Episode 37
    It's another nerd fan favorite up on the firing range! @Sean_Oconnell from @Cinemablend goes after the Peter Jackson epic, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. According the Sean, this film has TOO much setup and NOT enough going on. But does he properly set fire to the shire? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ sick the Orcs upon his argument? PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Don't forget, we have really cool hats, shirts, mugs, and superhero capes. Not yet for the capes but maybe 1 day. Tag 10 friends who follow us and… Read more »
  • Tia Fabi throws Kryptonite at Batman v Superman Episode 36Tia Fabi throws Kryptonite at Batman v Superman Episode 36
    Pretty much everyone hated Batman v Superman and Tia Fabi from Geek Vibes Nation is no exception (@TC_Stark and @GeekVibesNation). And there is plenty to attack: Ben Affleck as Batman breaking his "no guns" policy. Lex Luthor acting like a quirky nerd who is off his ADD meds. And of course, "Martha." But with all of the damning evidence, can Tia convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is Kryptonite for good taste? www.geekvibesnation.com THANK YOU again for your ongoing support. New contest: First person to get 5 friends to subscribe to our podcast gets a free shirt. Tag them… Read more »
  • Julette Miranda DISEMBOWELS Scream Episode 35Julette Miranda DISEMBOWELS Scream Episode 35
    What's your favorite scary movie? Not "Scream" for Juliette Miranda (Unwritable Rant Podcast and Bourbon Soaked podcast) as she thinks this film is insanely overrated and BAD. Her husband, @behindtherant, was able to successful gut Goonies in episode 24. Can this happy family go 2/2 in gutting cows? And can she convince @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ that this film is worse than Neve Campbell mullet and Matthew Lillard's acting? And THANK YOU everyone to all you who continually support us and tell your friends about our podcast. We're loving every minute of this and hope you are as well. And make… Read more »
  • James Gavsie TORCHES Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Episode 34James Gavsie TORCHES Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Episode 34
    Quentin Tarantino happens to be a favorite director of this podcast but @jamesgavsie could care less. He decided to take a flamethrower to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood like Leo DiCaprio did to that girl in the Manson cult. But is James able to persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsarel_NJ that this film is worse than feet on a dashboard. Or does K2 throw a can of dog food in the face of this argument? Plus, the boys head down memory lane whilst discussing the Transformers/GI Joe cartoon movies from the 80's plus a mini game of "Who Would Win?" You… Read more »
  • Anthony Cumia DEMOLISHES Face/Off Episode 33Anthony Cumia DEMOLISHES Face/Off Episode 33
    Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony fame as well as host of the Cumia show (@compoundmedia and @thecumiashow) join @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael on this week's episode. Anthony's choice for this episode, Face Off, and boy does he abhor this film. Anthony tells a hilarious story about Jim Norton destroying Patrice O'Neal on the old O&A show for liking this film as well as breaks into his John Travolta impression a few times. But can Anthony convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than the monkey who ripped that woman's face...off? THANK YOU FOR MAKING LAST WEEK OUR HIGHEST… Read more »
  • Bill Schulz DETONATES Independence Day Episode 32Bill Schulz DETONATES Independence Day Episode 32
    A FIRST for Gutting the Sacred Cow podcast, we've brought back @BillSchulz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedia! Bill's first attempt with Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was solid but does he punch this alien movie right in the face while yelling, "Welcome to Earth?" Or does ID4 fanboy @KevinIsrael_NJ fly a fighter jet right into the mothership? @KevinGootee enjoys the fireworks with these 2, whose side does he take? If you haven't had the chance, go check KG on the Dave Landau and Anthony Cumia show on 6/2! Head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com and check out our blog and #listsof10 we… Read more »
  • Dave Landau SAVAGES Philadelphia Episode 31Dave Landau SAVAGES Philadelphia Episode 31
    Philadelphia was a film that opened the world's eyes to AIDS and how it affected lives and careers. But @LandauDave (Compound Media and Comedy Central) points out that this film has more lesions than Tom Hanks did on his chest in the courtroom. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ put on their best sailor outfits as Dave attempts to convince them that this movie is just an overrated attempt of broad stroke, hot button issue. If you haven't done so yet, PLEASE give us a 5 star rating and 2 sentence review wherever you listen to podcasts as well as like our videos… Read more »
  • JL Cauvin (and Donald Trump) BLAST apart 2001: A Space Odyssey Episode 30JL Cauvin (and Donald Trump) BLAST apart 2001: A Space Odyssey Episode 30
    Standup comedian/podcaster @JLCauvin (Howard Stern show) and "Donald Trump" assemble with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ and JL has 2001: A Space Odyssey in his crosshairs. JL cannot stomach Stanley Kubrick's sci-fi critical darling but can he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is worse than a blank screen for 3 minutes? Or does JL's argument get blown up like the Challenger back in '86? You guys and gals are just scrum-diddly-icious. Thanks for being fans and PLEASE make sure to follow us on ALL of our social media platforms. And believe us, it helps us. @GTSCpodcast on twitter Gutting the… Read more »
  • Matt Atchity billy clubs The Usual Suspects Episode 29Matt Atchity billy clubs The Usual Suspects Episode 29
    @matchity (Adam Carolla podcast, Rotten Tomatoes, Moviefone) convenes with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to explain how the Usual Suspect cheats the audience with the ending. Forgot who is Keyser Soze, (this was the slug line when the movie came out) do KG and KI flip Matt's argument? Flip you for real. Can you hear me in the back? WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU: Questions, advice, recommendations, quarrels? Join us on social media: @GTSCpodcast on Twitter; Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB and IG. www.guttingthesacredcow.com to see our blog as well as grab a shirt, mug, social distancing ruler. guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com to… Read more »
  • Christopher Maynard DEFILES Forrest Gump Episode 28Christopher Maynard DEFILES Forrest Gump Episode 28
    Chris Maynard from @Following_Films comes on to slay the baby boomer untouchable, Forrest Gump. That's right, the film that won best picture, best actor, and caused millions of people shoehorn, "life is like a box of chocolates," into many a conversations that then went south. The question is, do @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel_NJ feel his arguments fall under "stupid is as stupid does?" First of all, THANK YOU FOR THE ONGOING SUPPORT. You guys truly make doing this podcast a joy and we've got some really cool stuff up our sleeves in the works. Why not check out www.guttingthesacredcow.com… Read more »
  • Seth Everett skewers Joker Episode 27Seth Everett skewers Joker Episode 27
    @Seth_Everett (Hall of Justice podcast with Kevin Smith and Sports with Friends podcast) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he has a MAJOR problem with 2019's runaway success, Joker. He even goes on the record and says that this film is worse than Suicide Squad. You know, the film that is mocked more than "The Room?" But does he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is more bare boned than Joaquin Phonenix was in this film? Big news: www.guttingthesacredcow.com NOW has merch! Shirts, bags, hoodies and if you order before May 12th, you get a 15% coupon! Don't forget, we're… Read more »
  • Stoner Jesus DESTROYS Taxi Driver Episode 26Stoner Jesus DESTROYS Taxi Driver Episode 26
    @StonerJesus420 (Joe Klare) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to eviscerate TAXI DRIVER, the film that birthed thousands of s----y Robert DeNiro impressions. Joe HATES Travis Bickle like the governor of Georgia hates common sense. But do Kevin and Kevin (better than Celino and Barnes) find this film stinkier than a NYC cab in August? Give us a follow on our social media and check out the website, merch coming soon. @KevinGootee on FB, IG, and Twitter @KevinIsrael on FB, @Kevin_Israel_comedy on IG www.guttingthesacredcow.com @guttingthe on twitter, @guttingthesacredcow on IG @stonerjesuspix on IG, @Stonerjesus420 on twitter. Stonerjesus.net Read more »
  • Episode 25 Delvin Cox does AvatarEpisode 25 Delvin Cox does Avatar
    Hey there you cool cats and kittens! Had enough virtual happy hours yet? Gin and vodka sales through the roof so might as well fill up a highball and listen to @Delvin_Cox try to take down the aesthetically pleasing; yet light on plot mega-hit, Avatar. @Kevin Gootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will be your judge, jury, and executioner. Does Zoe Saldana in blue make a few body parts turn blue? Wait, that means that those body parts are dying or dead. Never mind. We're now on Youtube! Watch us in our all our glory as well as see when we do chats… Read more »
  • Episode 24 David the Producer does the GooniesEpisode 24 David the Producer does the Goonies
    David the Producer (@BehindtheRant) is going to trigger a TON of 80's babies as he takes down the Goonies. Data, Chunk, Mouth, and Mikey...no one is safe from David's warpath. But do fellow 80's kids @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ get aboard the "I Hate One Eyed Wille" pirate ship? Or is David's argument as awful as Sloth's speech and face? And good news, we're now on Youtube! If you want to see our smarmy, judgmental, yet handsome faces, tune in! Lastly, our website is now up. So all you Cowheads (nickname and patent pending), head on over on check it out.… Read more »
  • Episode 23 Ray Gootz does Jurassic ParkEpisode 23 Ray Gootz does Jurassic Park
    Ray Gootz (Gootz's Disney Pod and Comics Watching Comics) joins the boys to share his displeasure for one of the most influential films of the 90's, Jurassic Park. Ray eviscerates this film like a Raptor, T-Rex, and the tiger that got a hold of Carole Baskins husband (allegedly). Kevin Israel is a STAUNCH JP supporter and Kevin Gootee is a somewhat fan as well. Can Gootz sway both Kevins that this film is a pile of stegosaurus poop? Or do both Kevins pull a Dennis Nedry by saying, "Ah ah ahhh?" Twitter: @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @RayGootz @disneymoviesta1 @guttingthe IG: @KevinGootee @Kevin_Israel_Comedy… Read more »
  • Episode 22 Keren Margolis does TitanicEpisode 22 Keren Margolis does Titanic
    Hope you're not going all Jack Nicholson from the Shining being stuck in quarantine. So let's lighten your load for all the free time you have on your hands. Keren Margolis despises Titanic and wished Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet sunk on that ship with every single copy of that film. But can she convince Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that this film should go away like Billy Zane's career did. First off, THANK YOU for subscribing to the podcast, we couldn't do it without you. And if you do love the podcast, we would LOVE if you recommended this… Read more »
  • Episode 21 Joanne Nosuchinsky does GreaseEpisode 21 Joanne Nosuchinsky does Grease
    Sick of Corona talk? Sick of quarantine with people you don't even like? Sick of people asking if you're sick of something? MORNIN' show (Compound Media) hostess, Joanne Nosuchinsky (@JoNosuchinsky) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel and she makes KG break his Cal Ripken Jr streak of not watching the movie, Grease. Joanne is NOT a fan of the film; despite being a theater graduate and a musical lover. Huh? How does that happen? Well, she's NOT A FAN and she tries to convince both Kevins that this film was worse than watching John Travolta in Gotti or Tim Conway… Read more »
  • Episode 20 Ron Barba does The Big LebowskiEpisode 20 Ron Barba does The Big Lebowski
    Ron Barba (Comics Watching Comics on Amazon Video, King of the List, and Thank You For Coming) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel and sets his sights on a cult favorite, The Big Lebowski. Ron hates the Dude more than he hates the overused F word. And don't get him started on how and why Steve Buscemi is famous. Does he gut the sacred cow well enough to have KG and KI want to throw White Russians in the face of anyone who defends this film? Thanks to our sponsor, TheFightCardGame.com. Available on Amazon! Speaking of sponsorship, email us at… Read more »
  • Episode 19 Jude Angelini does BirdmanEpisode 19 Jude Angelini does Birdman
    Jude Angelini (Author of Hyena and Hummingbird as well as host of All Out on Shade 45 on Sirius XM) joins K squared to convince them that Birdman (best picture winner 2014) that it's overrated and NO ONE talks like they do in real life. Jude also shares a tale of how he worked as a bathroom attendant in a gay bar that's nothing short of sheer hilarity. If that doesn't make you want to download this episode, you have the resting pulse of Joe Biden. PLEASE have 4 friends who are into movies subscribe to this podcast. And we… Read more »
  • Episode 18 John Fugelsang does Gone with the WindEpisode 18 John Fugelsang does Gone with the Wind
    We're back and with a flourish. @JohnFugelsang (Sirius XM, VH1, Coyote Ugly) targeted one of America's most treasured classics: Gone With the Wind. That's right, the HIGHEST grossing film of all time (adjusted for inflation) is the one John chose to make @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel sit through nearly FOUR HOURS of Scarlett O'Hara act like a whiny b--ch. Do Kevin and Kevin frankly not give a damn about this either? Listen to this podcast which Is 85% shorter than the film and definitely much funnier. Thanks again for all of your support! We have stickers now so hit… Read more »
  • Episode 17 Gerard Haran does Pretty WomanEpisode 17 Gerard Haran does Pretty Woman
    What is the favorite film of most women? Pretty Woman. You know who hates Pretty Woman? @Gerard Haran LOATHES it. We bet every guy who had to sit through this rom-com in hopes of some romantic encounter from their lady friend will DEFINITELY want to listen to this. Can he convince @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel that this fairy tale dAnd ladies, if you're ready to have you favorite adult Cinderella tale torn to shreds, listen here: What do you folks and dislike about the show? Please subscribe here: Social media: www.facebook.com/guttingthesacredcow Twitter @guttingthe Instagram @guttingthesacredcow Read more »
  • Episode 16 Mark Riccadonna does the HangoverEpisode 16 Mark Riccadonna does the Hangover
    We believe that this episode is definitely going to strike a nerve. @MarkRiccadonna joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael to throw a fan favorite film into the wood chipper and that film...the Hangover. This ranks as a lot of people's FAVORITE comedy; especially in the last 10 years. Does Mark nail this argument like Mike Tyson nailed Ed Helms with a right cross? Or is his argument small and insignificant like Ken Jeong's standup career and d--k? We want to hear from you! What swag should we make up? What films would you want to hear reviewed? What segments would you like… Read more »
  • Episode 15 Linette Palladino does Pulp FictionEpisode 15 Linette Palladino does Pulp Fiction
    Linette Palladino (Comics Watching Comics on Amazon Video and featured in the NY Times) is a badass lady. She's a comedian, mom, and a captain in the US Army. However, she chose a film that's near and dear to both Kevins' hearts...Pulp Fiction. That's right, she does not enjoy the tale of Vince, Jules, and the Gimp. She may have survived several tours of duty in the Middle East but will she survive Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israels' wrath? @Guttingthesacredcow on FB and IG @Guttingthe on Twitter @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_nj @LinPalladino Read more »
  • Episode 14 Jay Sandlin does Cast AwayEpisode 14 Jay Sandlin does Cast Away
    Jay Sandlin (Author of Over the Ropes) wishes Tom Hanks would've stayed marooned on that island in the film, Cast Away. He convenes with @KevinGootee and @kevinisrael_nj to pitch his case that this tale of survival starring Hanks, Hunt, and Wilson is INSANELY overrated. Can @JaySandlin_WHN convinces Kevin times 2 that this film should've went down in a plane crash? Or is this argument to be cast AWAYED? Wacka. Wacka. Wacka. Advertisers looking to promote their goods or services, DM or email us: Guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com PLEASE give us a 5 star rating and quick written review on iTunes, it really helps… Read more »
  • Episode 13 Joe Fernandes does The Sixth SenseEpisode 13 Joe Fernandes does The Sixth Sense
    Comedian Joe Fernandes (Hard Rock Casino) visits Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel to discuss why he loathes The Sixth Sense. The 3 of them also discuss what boy child stars grew up to look like heinous train wrecks. Does Joe convince K&K that this film is nothing besides the twist at the end? Or is his argument worse than any other M Night Shaymalanadingdong films? Read more »
  • Episode 12 Mo Vida does RockyEpisode 12 Mo Vida does Rocky
    This episode starts off differently than most as Kevin Gootee, Kevin Israel, and Mo Vida discuss their feet. Why? Because Mo put up a picture of her feet on IG and had several people put in cash offers for feet photos. After that hullaballoo, Mo Vida attempts to sway Kevin and Kevin that Stallone sucks in everything he does and that Rocky is no exception. Does Mo walk out of there with the title belt? Or does her argument end up like Apollo Creed in Rocky 4? @Guttingthe on Twitter, @guttingthesacredcow on FB and IG. Lastly, if you're looking to… Read more »
  • Episode 11 Jim Mendrinos does InceptionEpisode 11 Jim Mendrinos does Inception
    Jim Mendrinos (Comics Watching Comics season 4 panelist and Living in Exile, both on Amazon Video) loved The Rise of Skywalker but HATED Inception. Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel disliked the newest Star Wars film and they put themselves on a 5 minute clock (they slightly go over) to discuss it. Do they believe if Jim's argument of why Inception sucks is a dream within a dream? If you like, please share it. @Guttingthesacredcow on social media. And if you folks have any merch ideas, let us know! Read more »
  • Episode 10 Peter Guarraci does Godfather Part 2Episode 10 Peter Guarraci does Godfather Part 2
    One of the most beloved and critically acclaimed films of American history is targeted by standup comic (Killed You Last podcast) Peter Guarraci. Peter finds GF2 to be highly overrated but can he convince Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that this film is just a Fredo? Please follow @guttingthesacredcow on all your social media and lastly, tell a friend who enjoys spirited film debate! Read more »
  • Episode 9 Dante Nero does Star Wars: The Last JediEpisode 9 Dante Nero does Star Wars: The Last Jedi
    Standup comics Dante Nero (Man School 202 podcast) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel. The trio discusses the Irishman, the new Ghostbusters trailer, and Dante shares his disdain of Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi. Does his argument fall into the Sarlaac pit on Tatooine or is it Darth Maul double lightsaber badass? That's up for you to find out. Happy holidays and why not give us a 5 star rating and 3 sentence written review? And if you really love us? Well, nothing beats you sharing us on your social media platforms. Nothing beats a referral when your… Read more »
  • Episode 8 AC Roe does Wolf of Wall StreetEpisode 8 AC Roe does Wolf of Wall Street
    Producer extraordinaire AC Roe despises the Wolf of Wall Street. Does he hate Leo and Margot's accent? Yep. Does he hate that it's almost 3 hours? Yep. Does he convince Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that this Scorsese film is a junk bonds scam? Only one way to find out. PLEASE leave a 5 star rating and a quick written review. It really does help and we can't thank you enough for your support. And if you could, share with your friends if you enjoy the podcast. Read more »
  • Episode 7 John Guild sits on a cornucopia of film discussionsEpisode 7 John Guild sits on a cornucopia of film discussions
    No film this time, we just decided to talk about a myriad of things: KG's hatred of the Peanuts cartoon, KI breaks down a top 20 list of comedic films in the 2010 decade, films that are coming out, as well as a mutual love of Godzilla and King Kong between KI and John. PLEASE leave a 5 star rating and write a 2 sentence review on how awesome we are. Read more »
  • Episode 6 Mike Krewina does Star WarsEpisode 6 Mike Krewina does Star Wars
    Yeah, someone ACTUALLY has the audacity to try to take down one of the greatest films of all time. And that someone is Mike Krewina, co-host of the Rob Saul show. And it just so happens that this is one of both Kevins' FAVORITE FILMS. Does Mike end up like Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru? Or is the Force strong in this one. Lastly, PLEASE give us 5 stars and write a quick review on whatever platform you're hearing us on. It DOES help build the audience up so we can get some advertisers. @guttingthe on Twitter, @gutting the sacred… Read more »
  • Episode 5 Kris Deblasio does ScarfaceEpisode 5 Kris Deblasio does Scarface
    Unlike every rapper, Kris DeBlasio hates Scarface. Does he convince Kevin and Kevin that this is a bigger waste of 3 hours than watching the Giants or Jets? Please give us a 5 star rating and write us a nice review. I owe you a hug! Read more »
  • Episode 4 Jeff Paul does SpaceballsEpisode 4 Jeff Paul does Spaceballs
    Comedian Jeff Paul (The Irishman and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon Video) HATES Spaceballs with an absolute passion. Can he convince Kevin and Kevin (like Simon and Simon but better!) that Mel Brooks whiffed on this parody? PLEASE write us a review and give us 5 stars wherever you download your podcasts. @Guttingthe-Twitter @Guttingthesacredcow-FB and IG Read more »
  • Episode 3 Bill Schulz does Indiana Jones and the Last CrusadeEpisode 3 Bill Schulz does Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    Bill Schulz (Mornin' on Compound Media, Maxim/Stuff Magazine, and Red Eye on Fox News) thinks he's going to persuade Kevin squared that Indy 3 is overrated. Should Bill's argument be put in a museum or have his still beating heart removed from his chest? Read more »
  • Episode 2 Mike Sicoli does TwilightEpisode 2 Mike Sicoli does Twilight
    Standup comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel return to hear the case of fellow comedian Mike Sicoli against Twilight. Can Mike convince the Kevins that the tween vampire film is an overrated cow turd? Read more »
  • Episode 1 Ryan Dalton does Batman BeginsEpisode 1 Ryan Dalton does Batman Begins
    Comedian Ryan Dalton is the first guest on the maiden voyage as he "attempts" to convince host comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that Batman Begins is an awful, overrated film. Read more »
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