
KG’s picks in no particular order.
- Hill Valley (Back to the Future) I mean, it says right on the sign, a nice place to live. Sure, there’s a resident asshole and a real ball buster principal but what town doesn’t have at least 2.
- Los Angeles (Demolition Man in 2032) I mean, you see how clean it is? And all the bums lived below ground. Yeah, there was a sadist mayor. And there wasn’t much/any sex. But they did have Dan Cortese singing in Taco Bell…
- Los Angeles (Entourage) Not an ugly person to be seen, the ladies are always wearing 2 piece bikinis and nothing below an 8. Sign me up. Yes, I’m horribly shallow.
- NYC (Eyes Wide Shut) Of course, pesky murders won’t stop me from trying to find that masked orgy in that mansion. I already know the password, Fidelio.
- Blade Runner (LA 2019) I’m a sucker for flying cars and interactive billboards in a dystopian future setting.
- Toon Town (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) You mean I get to hang out with my all time favorite cartoons on their home turf? Yes and!
- Hawaii (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) I’m ambivalent on the film, I just needed something to get Hawaii on this list.
- Springfield (Simpsons movie) See reason #6. And maybe I can see Patty and Selma naked too!
- Winnetka, Illinois (Every John Hughes film) Yep, that’s the Uncle Buck house, Home Alone, every suburban setup in his films.
- Las Vegas (Original or remake Oceans 11) Would’ve love to seen Vegas in the 60’s. Would’ve bet there are were more shenanigans in the 60’s than current.
Kevin Israel’s picks.
- Wakanda – I feel like this super high-tech African society is open-minded enough to let a Jewish guy move in.
- Asgard – Kinda the same reason as Wakanda.
- Atlantas – Yeah, it’s Wakanda under the sea, but I’d probably have a better chance with my membership because…you know.
- Themyscira – Ok, I get it. The comic book movie city thing is getting tired. But hey, if I happened to wash up on an island of all warrior women, I might not be rushing to find the first ferry home…all I’m saying.
- Cloud City- This place just looks cool and it’s run by Lando. Who doesn’t want to live in the clouds? Just don’t get drunk and go for a long walk.
- Gotham – Sure, there’s nothing actually appealing about this town, but the chance to run into Batman is worth the violence, crime and corruption.
- Bedrock – OK, hear me out on this one, I’ve always wanted to drive one of these feet-propelled cars and I kinda have a dinosaur obsession.
- San Angeles (Demolition Man) – I want to live here for one reason and one reason only…to find out what the three shells do!! (And the sex headset, but I covered that in another list)
- The Shire – This place always looked so warm and cozy! I do hate bare feet though, so that might be a problem. I’m also not down with quests. Maybe never mind on this one.
- The Matrix – this one is a risk, and I’m not sure it’s an actual place, but if I get to dodge bullets and hangout with the lady in the red dress, sign me up!