Movie quotes that will knock your Aunt Connie’s socks off 10/12/21 GTSC podcast

Kevin Israel selects:

“Wolfman’s Got Nards” (1987)

  • When the kids are running from the monsters in this 80s classic, Horace kicks the old werewolf right in the crotch. When the beast crumples over in pain the surprised Horace says, “Wolfman’s got nards!”
  • When I was around 12 I said this constantly. Nobody every actually called balls “nards”, but it was still hysterical. Today, I still say it when someone does something surprising or unexpected. What can I say? Growing up wasn’t in my cards.

Kevin Gootee selects:

“That’s it buddy, you show that turd who’s boss!”

Austin Powers (1997)

This film is like that groupie on the Poison farewell tour, all fucked out with no redeeming value. But is this a magical line to drop in several instances: walking into the bathroom and someone is loudly shitting or farting. Or was someone just farts in general. Either way, hilarious.

And for those of you who still defend Monster Squad, shame on you. That movie was ok as a kid and as an adult, it should be outlawed in the Geneva convention

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