Kevin Israel’s choice:
“Courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn…” – Shawshank Redemption (1994)
- Our protagonist Andy uses this to describe the ruthless Captain Hadley, head of the guards at Shawshank Prison.
- Shawshank has a lot of great quotes, but I’ve employed this one frequently when describing someone…usually ironically. It’s great when you’re talking about a wimp but you use this ominous line. Now get busy quoting or get busy dying!
Kevin Gootee’s choice:
“Judy’s not that type of girl.”
“Why, does she have a penis?”
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
Ahh, I forgot how Booger was the original Stiffler and man, does he have a shitload of quotable moments in Nerds. He’s the best part by FAR and unsung hero of this film. And this is a classic line to drop whenever your friend makes excuses for not closing the deal yet.