Kevin Israel quotes:
“Even Shitbreak knows you should do it” – American Pie (1999)
I don’t want to get into the specifics behind the origin of the quote because it’s 2021 and I’m not looking to get in trouble. If you want to know, see the movie. The point is, the movie’s jock, Stiffler, says this in reference toFinch (Shitbreak), who has to go home from school every day to make a number two. Any time someone is reluctant to do something, I bust out this line. It’s a lesser known quote from a very quotable movie, but the name “Shitbreak” makes it immediately identifiable.
Kevin Gootee quotes:
Well, whenever you throw down a Stiffler quote, you have my knowing nod. My quote is..
“I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll.” Boogie Nights (1997)
Good ol Dirk Diggler on his roller coaster fall downward losing his shit. And whenever someone tries to take control of a situation, I drop this gem on them. Even those I’m an average size, I channel my inner Ben Affleck from Boiler Room…act as if you have a 10 inch cock.