“What the fuck am I supposed to do with all this cheese?”
“Well, you can stick it in your bum bum!”
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Before you turn your nose up at this selection, have you seen this? It’s fucking HILARIOUS…well, the 1/2 or 2/3 is hysterical. The last third or so, the wheels come flying right the fuck off. But man, this shit is great. And the aforementioned quote comes while Tom Green is making a cheese sandwich for a customer and he gives them a mountain of cheese on a sandwich. Cinema verite, kids.
“A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll, and if we don’t get no tolls, then we don’t eat no rolls.” – Robin Hood: Men in Tights
When Robin Hood tries crossing into the forrest, he’s stopped by Little John and a toll is demande. John delivers this line proudly, confessing that he “made that one up.”
I wish I could say I use this quote at whitty, perfectly timed moments, but alas, that is not the case. I do always say it whenever someone talks about getting a roll