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Movie news 2/5/22 that’s better than Whoopi Goldberg’s shaved eyebrows

Kevin Gootee shares: Channing Tatum said he can’t watch Marvel movies because he never got the chance to play Gambit….

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Movie quotes to throw around during the Pro Bowl (jk, we know nobody watches that) 2/4/22

Kevin Israel decrees: “You could melt all this stuff!” – My Blue Heaven Here’s the funny thing, I’ve never actually…

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One of these days, screenwriters will learn from our THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN segments. 2/2/22

Kevin Gootee hates when- We just watched Breakfast Club and wow, this entire film is one big THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN….

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Off the beaten path quotes from Jaws and My Cousin Vinnie 1/27/22

Kevin Gootee pulls out: “A tiger shark.” “A whaaaaat?” Here’s a glorified extra trying to put his own spin on…

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No one wraps Christmas presents in movies or drinks at the bottom of a pool in real life. THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN 1/26/22

Kevin Israel doesn’t buy: That’s a wrap! Think of all the time you spent wrapping gifts over the years. It…