Kevin Israel’s choice:
If it bleeds, you can kill it – unless this is a movie. Characters in movies have much less blood than real people. How do I know this? Ever see one get cut or stabbed?They bleed for a few seconds, wrap an old towel around the wound, and the next scene they’re ready to get back in the fight. I cut my lip shaving the other day (don’t ask) and it bled for 36 hours straight. I’m pretty sure if I got stabbed in the gut, I’d bleed out within 2 minutes, but not John Wick…he just needs a belt and a bandana and he’s back to killing bad guys with the butt of his pistol! That doesn’t happen!
Kevin Gootee’s choice:
How can so many badasses in movies strike a match anywhere they please? On the side of a gas pump, off a butt, on the ass of a hooker? I need to strike the match book, usually twice, before it takes. And some random prison escapee can light a match with his teeth? THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN.
